David Feherty has put his life in John Daly’s hands in order to promote the season finally of his show on The Golf Channel. Against the wills’ of the shows producer and film crew, Feherty got down on his back and put a tee in his mouth. Daly placed the ball on the tee and did what he does best. Swing as hard as possible and crush ball.
Let’s not forget that this isn’t the first time Daly has driven a ball off of an object other then the ground. Years ago, he tee’d a ball up on a full beer can. He crushed the ball and the beer can spraying beer everywhere.
Here’s the video of the Daly, Feherty stunt.
Golfer: “I think I’m going to drown myself in the lake.”
Caddy: “Think you can keep your head down that long, sir?”
Number : 9
Golfer: “I’d move heaven and earth to break 100 on this course.”
Caddy: “Try heaven sir, you’ve already moved most of the earth.”
Number : 8
Golfer: “Do you think my game is improving?”
Caddy: “Yes sir .. . . . You miss the ball much closer now.”
Number : 7
Golfer: “Do you think I can get there with a 5 iron?”
Caddy: “Eventually, sir.”
Number : 6
Golfer: “You’ve got to be the worst caddy in the world.”
Caddy: “I don’t think so sir . . . That would be too much of a coincidence.”
Number : 5
Golfer: “Please stop checking your watch all the time. It’s too much of a distraction.”
Caddy: “It’s not a watch sir – it’s a compass.”
Number : 4
Golfer: “How do you like my game?”
Caddy: “It’s very good sir – but personally, I prefer golf.”
Number : 3
Golfer: “Do you think it’s a sin to play on Sunday?
Caddy: “I’m afraid the way you play sir, it’s a sin on any day.”
Number : 2
Golfer: “This is the worst course I’ve ever played on.”
Caddy: “But this isn’t the golf course . . . We left that an hour ago sir.”
And the Number : 1 . . . . Best Caddy Comment:
Golfer: “That can’t be my ball, it’s too old.”
Caddy: “It’s been a long time since we teed off, sir.”
Bonus . . .
An old favorite . . . about the Golfer who has been slicing off the tee at every hole….
He finally gives up and asks his long suffering caddy…
Golfer: “Can you see any obvious problems…. ?”
Caddy: “There’s a piece of shit on the end of your club.”
The Golfer picks up his club and cleans the club face….
Caddy: “No sir, it’s at the other end”
Yes, you read the headline correct. SportsBettingOnline has decided to offer a refund to all bettors’ who lost money on Adam Scott in last week’s British Open Championship.
Anyone who bet on Adam Scott had to be feeling very good on Sunday with a four stroke lead with four holes to go. It’s in the bag. He finally got his first major championship under his belt. Oh wait, his lead has suddenly shrunk to one shot heading into the 18th and now the sure thing bet is looking shaky at best. It’s ok though, all he needs to do is par 18 and the bet is still good. Just like the previous three holes, he bogey’s and is forced to play a four hole playoff with the Big Easy, Ernie Els.
El’s goes on to beat out Scott in a playoff to claim the Claret Jug. A monumental, historical choke job by Adam Scott and the sure thing bet is now down the drain.
“With so many of the favorites including Woods not cashing, it was a good day for sportsbooks. But that wasn’t the case for those who dropped money on Scott,” stated Dave Johnson, head oddsmaker for SportsBettingOnline.ag. “We feel it’s our duty to refund the players for taking such a bad beat. His collapse was historic and we know the bettors who had him must feel as awful as he does.”
I’m not sure what is more unheard of; Adam Scott blowing a four shot lead with four to go or a bookmaker refunding a losing bet.